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Robert (Eddie, Big Red, Sanchez) Sheare

General Manager - Vancouver Canucks

Hard woking and friendly Rob is a native of Elliot Lake Ontario. Loves AC DC, Hates Oasis. Rob is currently on a national book signing tour with his new self help book, "How To Live With A Pathalogical Liar"

GOULET!

Rod (Maggie) Taylor

General Manager - Team Canada

Fiercly competitive Rod Taylor aims to compete on the international Canadian Table Hockey team to restore our pride on the world stage. Or just punch some Swedish guys in the face. Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Sucks! Holds the world record for launching a puck from the net.

"Everything I do is art, everything you do is cheese" - Rod Taylor


Adam (Ad-Rock) Dory

General Manager - Toronto Maple Leafs

Says Rod is all talk. Says he will destroy Rod and all comers unmercilessly.

Jamie (Skates, Martin) Taylor

General Manager - Montreal Canadiens

Comes to the B.T.H.L. from a sucessful sporting career in Olympic Ballroom Dancing.



John (Eddie Haskell) Donlevy

General Manager - Boston Bruins

Brought to you in part by the Beer Stores of Ontario

Chris (Coly Campbell, Mlhouse) Miller

General Manager - Nashville Predators

Barrie Table Hockey League President, Commisoner, Secretary, Accountant, Mediator, Head Of Sales, Public Relations, Advertising Exec, Marketing Manager, Statictician


Sean (Moose, Little Hef) Taylor

General Manager - Detroit Red Wings

International Man of Mystery - 2003/2004. Has opted out of preseason play. Overconfident in his abilities to start cold and compete. I saw him the other day he was leaning against a pole, he said "She' funny", I said I know, everybody funny, now you funny to.

Ian (Beefy Tits) Ross

General Manager - Colorado Avalanche

May or may not have killed a man with a spatula in a fit of rage over a one armed women named Bruce. Defeated younger brother "baby beef" in preseason game 5-2.


Evan (Baby Beef, Veal) Ross

General Manager - Dallas Stars

Held two leads in preseason game against Calgary. Should be a dangerous player with some practice under his belt.